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1. |
Deceptacon
03:02
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Who took the bomp?
Every day and night
Every day and night
I can see yr disco, disco dick
Is sucking my heart out of my mind
I'm outta time, I'm outta fuckin' time
I'm a gasoline gut with a Vaseline mind, but
Wanna disco? Wanna see me disco?
Let me hear you depoliticize my rhyme
(One, two, three, four)
You got what you been asking for
Yr so policy free and yr fantasy wheels
And everything you think and everything you feel
Is alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
I take you home, now watch me get you hot
Your just a parrot when yr screaming and yr shouting
"More crackers, please! More crackers, please!"
You want what you want but you don't wanna be on your knees
Who does your, who does your hair?
Who took the bomp from the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp?
Who took the ram from the rama-lama-ding-dong?
Who took the bomp from the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp?
Who took the ram from the rama-lama-ding-dong?
"How are you?" "Fine, thank you"
"How are you?" "Fine, thank you"
You bought a new van the first year of your band
Your cool and I hardly wanna say "not"
Because I'm so bored
That I'd be entertained, even by a stupid fuckin
Linoleum floor, linoleum floor
Your lyrics are dumb like a linoleum floor
I'll walk on it, I'll walk all over you
Walk on it, walk on it, walkin', one, two
(Who? Who? Who? Who?)
Who took the bomp from the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp?
Who took the ram from the rama-lama-ding-dong?
Who took the bomp from the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp?
Who took the ram from the rama-lama-ding-dong?
"See you later" "See you later"
"See you later" "See you later"
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2. |
Walk Away
03:27
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Taking my time, Choosin' my line
Tryin' to decide what to do, Looks like my stop
Don't wanna get off, Got myself hung up on you
Seems to me, You don't want to talk about it
Seems to me, You just turn your pretty head and walk away
Places I've known, Things that I'm growin'
Don't taste the same without you, I got myself in
The worst mess I've been, And I find myself startin' to doubt you
Seems to me, Talk all night, here comes the mornin'
Seems to me, You just forget what we said
And greet the day
Seems to me, You don't wanna talk about it
Seems to me, You just turn your pretty head and walk away
I've got to cool myself down, Stompin' around
Thinkin' some words I can't name ya, Meet ya halfway
Got nothin' to say, Still I don't s'pose I can blame ya
Seems to me, You don't want to talk about it
Seems to me, You just turn your pretty head and walk away
Walk away
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3. |
Making Plans For Nigel
04:02
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We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs that helping hand
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, He must be happy
He must be happy in his world
We're only making plans for Nigel
He has his future in a British Steel
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed, yeah
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, He must be happy
He must be happy in his world
Nigel is not outspoken, But he likes to speak
And he likes to be spoken to (in his world)
Nigel is happy in his work (in his world)
Nigel is happy in his work (in his world)
We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, He must be happy
He must be happy in his world
We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand
We're only making plans for Nigel
He has his future in a British Steel
Steel, steel, steel, steel, steel, yeah
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel, Nigel, Nigel, Nigel
Nigel, Nigel, Nigel, Nigel
Nigel, Nigel, Nigel, Nigel
Nigel, Nigel, Nigel, Nigel
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I was so tired of being upset
Always wanting something I could never get
Life's an illusion, love is a dream
But I don't know what it is
Everybody's happy nowadays
I was so tired of being upset
Always wanting something I could never get
Life's an illusion, love is a dream
But I don't know what it is
Everybody's happy nowadays
Life's an illusion, love is the dream
But I don't know what it is
Everyone's sayin' things to me
But I know it's okay, okay
Everybody's happy nowadays
Life's an illusion, love is a dream
Life's an illusion, love is the dream
Life's the illusion, love is a dream
Life's the illusion, love is the dream
Everybody's happy nowadays
Well, bet you're tired of being upset
Always wanting something you never could get
Life's no illusion, love's not a dream
Now I know just what it is
Everybody's happy nowadays
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5. |
Gone Daddy Gone
02:22
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Beautiful girl, lovely dress
High school smiles, oh yes
Beautiful girl, lovely dress
Where she is now, I can only guess
Cause it's gone daddy gone, The love is gone
Yeah, it's gone daddy gone, The love is gone
Yeah, it's gone daddy gone, The love is gone
Yeah, it's gone daddy gone, The love is gone away
When I see you, Eyes will turn blue
When I see you, A thousand eyes turning blue
Cause it's gone daddy gone, The love is gone
It's gone daddy gone, The love is gone
Yeah, it's gone daddy gone, The love is gone
Yeah, it's gone daddy gone, The love is gone away
I can tell by the way you that you switch and walk
I can see by the way that you baby talk
I can know by the way that you treat your man
I can love you, baby, Till it's cryin'
Cause it's gone daddy gone, The love is gone
Ya, it's gone daddy gone, The love is gone
Gone daddy gone, The love is gone
Yeah, it's gone daddy gone, The love is gone
Beautiful girl, lovely dress
15 smiles, oh yes
Beautiful girl, lovely dress
Where she is now, I can only guess
Cause it's gone daddy gone, The love is gone
Yeah, it's gone daddy gone, The love is gone
Said it's gone daddy gone, The love is gone
Yeah, it's gone daddy gone, The love is gone away
Gone away, Gone away, Gone away
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6. |
Heartattack & Vine
03:19
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Liar, liar with your pants on fire
White spades hangin' on the telephone wire
Gamblers reevaluate along the dotted line
You'll never recognize yourself on Heartattack and Vine
Doctor, lawyer, beggarman, thief
Philly Joe remarkable he looks on in disbelief
If you want a taste of madness, you'll have to wait in line
You'll probably see someone you know on Heartattack and Vine
Boney's high on china white, Shorty found a punk
Don't you know there ain't no devil? There's just God when he's drunk
Well this stuff'll probably kill you, let's do another line
What you say you meet me down on Heartattack and Vine?
See that little Jersey girl in the see-through top
With the pedal pushers, sucking on a soda pop
Well I bet she's still a virgin, but it's only twenty-five till nine
You can see a million of 'em on Heartattack and Vine
Better off in Iowa, against your scrambled eggs
Than crawling down Cahuenga on a pair of broken legs
You'll find your ignorance is blissful every goddamn time
You're waitin' for the RTD on Heartattack and Vine
Boney's high on china white, Shorty found a punk
Don't you know there ain't no devil? There's just God when he's drunk
Well this stuff'll probably kill you, let's do another line
What you say you meet me down on Heartattack and Vine?
Liar, liar with your pants on fire
White spades hangin' on the telephone wire
Gamblers reevaluate along the dotted line
You'll never recognize yourself on Heartattack and Vine
Doctor, lawyer, beggarman, thief
Philly Joe remarkable looks on in disbelief
If you want a taste of madness, you'll have to wait in line
You'll probably see someone you know on Heartattack and Vine
See that little Jersey girl in the see-through top
With the pedal pushers, sucking on a soda pop
Well I bet she's still a virgin, but it's only twenty-five till nine
You can see a million of 'em on Heartattack and Vine
Boney's high on china white, Shorty found a punk
Don't you know there ain't no devil? There's just God when he's drunk
Well this stuff will probably kill you, let's do another line
What you say you meet me down on Heartattack and Vine?
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7. |
Anything Anything
03:11
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Okay, what is it tonight?
Please just tell me what the hell is wrong
Do you want to eat? Do you want to sleep?
Do you want to drown?
Just settle down, settle down, settle down
I'll give you candy, Give you diamonds
Give you pills, Give you anything you want
Hundred-dollar bills
I'll even let you watch the shows you want to see
Just marry me, marry me, marry me
I'm so sick of you tonight
You never stay awake when I get home
Is something wrong with me?
Something wrong with you?
I really wish I knew, wish I knew, wish I knew
I'll give you candy, Give you diamonds
Give you pills, I'll give you anything you want
Hundred-dollar bills
I'll even let you watch the shows you want to see
Because you married me, married me, married me
Married me, married me, married me
I was young I learned the game
That love and happiness were the same
Now I'm older and I don't play
I found out the hardest way
I got wasted, she got mad
She called me names and she called her dad
He got crazy and I did too
Wondered what I did to you
I gave you candy, Gave you diamonds
Gave you pills, I gave you anything you want
Hundred-dollar bills
I even let you hear the songs I want to sing
I give you anything anything anything
I'll give you anything anything anything
I'll give you anything anything anything
Anything, Anything, Anything
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8. |
4th of July
03:42
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She's waiting for me
When I get home from work
Oh, but things just ain't the same
She turns out the lights
And cries in the dark
And she won't answer when I call her name
On the stairs I smoke a cigarette alone
Mexican kids are shooting fireworks below
And hey, baby, it's the Fourth of July
Hey, baby, it's the Fourth of July
She gives me a cheek
When I want her lips
Oh, but I don't have the strength to go
On the lost side of town
In a dark apartment
We gave up trying so long ago
On the stairs I smoke a cigarette alone
Mexican kids are shooting fireworks below
And hey, baby, it's the Fourth of July
Hey, baby, it's the Fourth of July
Whatever happened I apologize
Dry your tears and, baby walk outside
It's the Fourth of July
On the stairs I smoke a cigarette alone
Mexican kids are shooting fireworks below
And hey, baby, it's the Fourth of July
Hey baby, baby (Baby, take a walk outside)
Hey, baby, Hey, baby
Hey, baby, it's the Fourth of July
Hey, baby, it's the Fourth of July
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9. |
Wolf Like Me
04:12
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Say, say, my playmate
Won't you lay hands on me?
Mirror my malady?
Transfer my tragedy?
Got a curse I cannot lift
Shines when the sunset shifts
When the moon is round and full
Gotta bust that box, gotta gut that fish (My mind's aflame)
We could jet in a stolen car
But I bet we wouldn't get too far
Before the transformation takes
And blood lust tanks and crave gets slaked
My mind has changed my body's frame, but, God, I like it
My heart's aflame, my body's strained, but, God, I like it
My mind has changed my body's frame, but, God, I like it
My heart's aflame, my body's strained, but, God, I like it
Charge me your day rate
I'll turn you out in kind
When the moon is round and full
Gonna teach you tricks that'll blow your Mongrel mind
Baby doll, I recognize
You're a hideous thing inside
If ever there were a lucky kind
It's you, you, you, you
I know it's strange, another way to get to know you
You'll never know unless we go so let me show you
I know it's strange, another way to get to know you
We've got 'til noon, here comes the moon, so let it show you
Show you now
Dream me, oh, dreamer, down to the floor
Open my hands and let them weave onto yours
Feel me, completer, down to my core
Open my heart and let it bleed onto yours
Feeding on fever, down on all fours
Show you what all the howling is for
Hey, hey, my playmate
Let me lay waste to thee
Burned down their hanging trees
It's hot, hot, hot, hot here
Got a curse we cannot lift
Shines when the sunset shifts (We're howling forever, oh, oh)
There's a curse comes with a kiss
The bite that binds the gift that gives (We're howling forever, oh, oh)
Now that we got gone for good
Writhing under your riding hood (We're howling forever, oh, oh)
Tell your grandma and your mama too
It's true, true, true, true
We're howling forever, oh, oh
We're howling forever, oh, oh
We're howling forever, oh, oh
We're howling forever, oh, oh
We're howling forever, oh, oh
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10. |
Gouge Away
02:40
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Gouge away, You can gouge away
Stay all day, If you want to
Mhm, mhm, mhm, hm, Hm-hm, mhm, hm
Missy aggravation, Some sacred questions
You stroke my locks, Some marijuana if you got some
Gouge away, You can gouge away
Stay all day, If you want to
La, la
Sleeping on your belly, You break my arms
You spoon my eyes, Been rubbing a bad charm with holy fingers
Gouge away, You can gouge away
Stay all day, If you want to
Mhm
Chained to the pillars, A 3-day party
I break the walls, And kill us all with holy fingers
Gouge away (La la), You can gouge away
Stay all day, If you want to
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11. |
I Wanna Be Your Dog
03:08
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So messed up I want you here, In my room I want you here
Now we're gonna be face-to-face
And I'll lay right down In my favorite place
And now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well, come on
Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands
And now I wanna be your dog
And now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well, come on
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12. |
Top of The World
03:55
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Such a feeling's coming over me
There is wonder in everything I see
Not a cloud in the sky, got the sun in my eyes
And I won't be surprised if it's a dream
Everything I want the world to be
Is coming true especially for me
And the reason is clear, it's because you are here
You're the nearest thing to heaven that I've seen
I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world
Something in the wind has learned my name
Telling me that things are not the same
The leaves on the trees and the touch of the breeze
There's a pleasing sense of happiness for me
There is only one wish on my mind
When this day is through I hope that I will find
That tomorrow will be just the same for you and me
All I need will be mine if you are here
I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world
Such a feelings coming over me now
Everything I want the world to be now
On Top of The World
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13. |
Ooh La La
03:03
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Poor old Grandad, I laughed at all his words
I thought he was a bitter man, He spoke of women's ways
"They trap you, then they use you, Before you even know
Well, love is blind and you're far too kind, Don't ever let it show"
I wish that I knew what I know now, When I was younger
I wish that I knew what I know now, When I was stronger
The can-can such a pretty show, They'll steal your heart away
But backstage back on Earth again, The dressing rooms are grey
They come on strong and it ain't too long
Before they make you feel a man
But love is blind and you soon will find, You're just a boy again
When you want her lips, you get her cheek
Makes you wonder where you are
If you want some more and she's fast asleep
Leaves you twinkling with the stars
Poor young grandson, there's nothing I can say
You'll have to learn, just like me
And that's the hardest way, Ooh la la, Ooh la la la la, yeah
I wish that I knew what I know now, When I was younger
I wish that I knew what I know now, When I was stronger
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Sugar Daddy
03:46
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I've got a sweet tooth, For licorice drops and jelly roll
Hey, sugar daddy, Hansel needs some sugar in his bowl
I'll lay out fine China on the linen and polish up the chrome
If you've got some sugar for me Sugar daddy, bring it home
Blackstrap molasses, You're my orange blossom honey bear
Bring me Versace blue jeans, Red designer underwear
We'll dress up like the disco dancing, Jet set in Milan and Rome
If you've got some sugar for me, Sugar daddy, bring it home
Oh, the thrill of control, Like the rush of rock and roll
Is the sweetest taste I've known, oh yeah
If you've got some sugar bring it home
When honey bees go shopping, It's something to be seen
They swarm to wild flowers, And get nectar for the queen
Every gift you bring me got me dripping like a honeycomb
If you've got some sugar for me, Sugar daddy, bring it home
Oh, the thrill of control
Like the Blitzkrieg on the roll
Is the sweetest taste I've known, oh yeah
If you've got some sugar bring it home
Come on, sugar daddy, bring it home
Whiskey and French cigarettes
A motorbike, A high-speed jets
A Waterpik, a Cuisinart
And a hypoallergenic dog
I want all the luxuries of the modern age
And every item on every page
In the Lillian Vernon catalogue
So you think only a woman, Can truly love a man
Well you buy me the dress, I'll be more woman
Than a man like you can stand
I'll be your Venus on a chocolate clam shell
Rising on a sea of marshmallow foam
If you got some sugar for me
Sugar daddy, bring it home
It's our tradition to control
Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl
From the Ukraine to the Rhone (oh Yeah)
Sweet home über alles, Lord, I'm coming home, yeah
Come on, sugar daddy, bring me home
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Tonight You Belong To Me
01:07
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I know (I know) you belong to somebody new
But tonight you belong to me
Although (Although) we're apart, you're part of my heart
And tonight you belong to me
Way down by the stream, How sweet it will seem
Once more just to dream in the moonlight
My honey, I know (I know) with the dawn
That you will be gone, But tonight you belong to me
Way down, way down along the stream
How very, very sweet it will seem
Once more just to dream in the silvery moonlight
My honey, I know (I know) with the dawn
That you will be gone, But tonight you belong to me
Just to little old me
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Folsom Keller Los Angeles, California
Folsom Marshall Keller is a Multi-instrumentalist, Songwriter, and Audio Engineer based out of Sherman Oaks, CA
Founder & Bassist of Deep Fryd Dynamite
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